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Welcome to the Flip Side Bar & Grill where Breaking the Ice becomes a Crystal-Clear Flowing Body of Endless Water whence the deeper you go You Grow. 

Your server, Kristy Pooh Pisty Sokol Lada Pinyata Krystill Lokos Crazy Trainz serves you this day forward with Mirrory Rhyme Time Players. 

May you devour this Lingo Spah-Gingo... Slurp up it's hot musical Numb Burrs like Gah-Spacho... Lick up the Sure-Bert * Bar-Bee-Baby-Cuey * Huey, Dewey and Louey Peachy Pictures, and even have time for a short movie or two. 

This Everlasting Gobstopper, which will never lose it's Wavey Flavor Flave, is always here when you get hung weeze for dem sweeties. You'll find more Roasty Toasty Chris Rock Candy at the bottom of this page.

Kristy Pooh Pisty is a tactical comedian. A Dead Poet's Society teacher like Mr. Keatings aka Robin Williams. A reverse psychologist. A hunter and a fisher of men, which at times requires Kristy's Wild and Kwazy Daisy Humor to not be a SECRET? 

Love and forgiveness are the first medicines. Healing music is the second medicine. Laughter is the third medicine. Although Kristy Pooh Pisty attempts to befriend creatures, like the Crocodile Hunter does with a T-rex, she is not a friend to the world, but a helping hand to those in the trenches, like a Florence Nightengale Mary Poppins with some sugar to help the medicine go down.

To all you Yesh You Watt Warriors, this next S.O.S. Jukebox Number goes out to your Beguiling, Begatical, BeeCat, NickName RolyHolers who've been there in the mix of it, known as the intermingling. Some of you didn't Quit Cold Turkey. It took some time for your Blind Eyes to SEE the SEA of Living Waters while you were still in your Grown-Up Infancy. 

THE CATTA-PAW-LOOZA TOUR

INTRODUCING

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Nine Frawline & the 7th Heaven

BEECAT Bird Orca Straw

Mirrory Rhyme Time Beet Buckets

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David's Wrappy Tappy Schnoor Door

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Ariel Beecat & His Victorian Dish

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Deep Elm Maritz Ferretz

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Pill Washer's Clanky Coinage

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Lemon Mic Drop Winger Singer

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Ed Wretch 

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Whadda You Mummy's Mean?

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Captain Kirk's Combing Fart Ray

Cow Blinger Jinger Moo Zingers

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Major Morgan Paulinsky Paw Pinsky

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Camacho Jay Bird's A.R.M. Ease

in the Trenches with them Wrenches

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ALL IN ONE Birdy Parr Hole in Won

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Rooze Lawn the Party Rooster

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The Good Fight Pastry Dough Knotts

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The Black Track Marathon

City of Troy Footprints

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Ask the Precipice,

But Don't Ask the Lemmings?

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and last Butt not Yeast...

Frankenstein's Merry Tunes

of Tonic Tour Bricks

and the Lightening Brigade. 

For the likes of you BEECAT Nick Namers, who get sprayed with the Yesh You Watt hose of the Swampy Lotus Cattail Wee Damp Shin Reeds... this Ice Breakers page might not be suitable for you unless you like dark, schmexy humor, so if you can't handle dark, schmexy humor, then instead go to the Campfire Link below to get your Laffy Taffy Mirrors in order. 

But then again you may be tempted to at least skim through this K O O K O O B U T T page, like the priest in the movie Chocolawt during Lent, beecuz when you gotta meet um where day at with your jungle cat, they see you ain't perfect either. 

Always remember... a cheerful heart is good medicine; but a broken spirit dries up the bones. Live a little. Miracle Wine at the Wedding, with some Believable Breathable Brie Cheese and Sesame Rice Quackers, is a great starter.

Be sure to tap on the I Understand and I Wish to Continue button due to a few minor sensitivities, which you can swoosh down with some Living Water and some Bloody Dead RISEN Corner Stone Bread as the B R I T S would say. 

If you're a Yesh You Watt Warrior, who can't handle dark, schmexy humor, then tap on the blue Campfire Link link. 

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If you like dark, schmexy humor... then welcome to K O O K O O B U T T and the Lava Tube.

W E L C O M E * T O

K O O K O O B U T T

WISE CLEVER AMAZING

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THE FOLLOWING POOP DE'JEUR...

The Human Beanie Roast starring Mr. Hankey, The Black Beddy Garden Bam Ah LAMB, The Cullens, Bubba Sparxx UGLY, Josh the Ponceman Perry, Eddy Grants Electric Avenue, Ferris Beuhler, Chris Rock roasting my ass, Will & Jada passing gas, RICKY BERWICK taking it like a man, In Living Colors Wanda and DRACULA, Oprah Windy Gas Free, The Holy Swiss JUICY Roasting Luci's Ass, An NBA Bad Lip Reading where nobody wants my brea-eh-eh-ead and loads more of wild and crazy shit! 

I UNDERSTAND

and

WISH to CONTINUE

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